Bring cheese and crackers.
Lots and lots of cheese and crackers.

…only if something like that would happen, though no one would get hurt only delayed and a bit tipsy.

I love how these clever messages hit the mark. Like, hey, s*&t happens, but if it does happen why not make the most of it and celebrate the inconvenience. The Allegro truck makes a lasting impression to the drivers behind it and a note-worthy tale to tell your friends.

“Today I sat behind a wine truck and it read…”